Chapter 1:  And You Wonder Why We Get Called the Weird Watsons

Chapter 2:  Give My Regards to Clark Poindexter

Chapter 3:  The Worlds Greatest Dinosaur War Ever

Chapter 4:  Froze-Up Southern Folks

Chapter 4:  Continued

Chapter 5:  Nazi Parachutes Attack America and Get Shot Down over the Flint River by Capton Byron Watson and His Flamethrower of Death

Chapter 6:  Swedish Creams and Welfare Cheese

Chapter 7:  Every Chihuaha in America Lines Up to Take A Bite Out of Byron

Chapter 8:  The Ultra-Glide!

Chapter 8:  The Ultra-Glide!

Chapter 9:  The Watsons Go to Birmingham - 1963

Chapter 10:  Tangled Up in God's Beard

Chapter 11:  Bobo Brazil Meets the Sheik

Chapter 12:  That Dog Won't Hunt No More

Chapter 13:  I Meet Winnie's Evil Twin Brother, The Wool Pooh

Chapter 14:  Every Bird and Bug in Birmingham Stops and Wonders

Chapter 15:  The World Famous Watson Pet Hospital

Epilogue